my attempt to write a doomer founder joke.

Q: How to do business pitching with VC to raise fund an initial stage business plan
A: practice this by convincing your parents to allow you to be unemployed after graduate for 2-3 more years

• actually the right decision: It’s like investing with your ultimate pro gamer move that will make everyone rich in the long run.
• at the last pitch desk: show them your curated LinkedIn connection with successful people. and/or organizations you had previously working with.
• convincing VC that this is not zombie startup like how you tell your parents you are not bed-rotting 24/7 and actually keep progressing your life.
• make an impression on them that you know what you are doing, and your goal is crystal clear.

It’s all about expectation management

In this industry, you have to be 50% delusional and be self-gaslight master to be successful.
hard time create hard man, hard copium create hard man whom immune to any forms of MLM, any self-gaslight masters know this magic btw.

created on: Sun Mar 15 2026